Baby seal

Term of endearment for someone who hates clubbing

"You and me going out clubbing tonight! How's that sound?"

"Excruciatingly painful."

"God, you're such a baby seal."

by reasonable_idiots December 19, 2025

Golden Seal

In various state prison system, this refers to the discharge certificate issued to an inmate when they have served their complete sentence, including any parole or probation. The certificate bears a gold-foil seal.

I received my golden seal back in 2022, so I have no time left on that sentence.

by GXGB December 24, 2025

lips are sealed

1. virginity for a female
2. tease by a female

She's a virgin,... Really! Her lips are sealed?

by jaxton January 14, 2011

greasing the seal

Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.

"ARF! ARF! ARF! greasing the seal!"

by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012

Dealed the seal

To horrifically ruin a romantic excursion; "sealing the deal" gone sour.

"Greg sneezed over his date's boobs last night; that really dealed the seal."

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015

spiritual steven segal

ADV. Lyrical, spiritual, bring the dalai lama in
I'm not the spiritual Steven Segal
Brings the drama like a suicide bomber

I'm not a spiritual Steven Segal, back me up against the wall, I'm not the lyrical, spiritual Dalai Lama.

by Lyrical Spiritual nigga February 10, 2017