Santa

Santa! He’s a big fat chubby fellow, very nice!p and joyful!His full name is Santa Claus 🎅,He appears on the most happiest holiday! Christmas 🎄!
You don’t know that holiday? Every night.....while your sleeping Santa come into your house! And checks if you on the naughty list or nice! If your on naughty you won’t get presents 😔 BUT if you on the nice list you will! 😆

To be on the nice list make sure to be nice ALL year!
Christmas- December 25

LOOK ITS SANTA CLAUSE! I wonder if he gave me any presents! I’ve been good all year!

by Nataliiiiiiiii April 7, 2021

Santa

A big fat chubby guy that sneaks down your chimney in a too tight red jump suit hoping to steal your cookies. Santa may be old now but back then he was quite the chick magnet.

Santa is a human too!

by Marshmallow gal January 3, 2020

Santa Deniers

Based people

Mike Wildston and Joliet Roberts are famous Santa Deniers in the State of Alpine.

by PencilBuzz August 17, 2023

buttcrack santa

the crusty dollar store version of santa that is horny

Damn, Buttcrack Santa was too horny for his own good.

by gossip rat December 2, 2020

Santa Stache

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.

- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??

by Reynart April 24, 2016

santa

a big fat red and white dude that delivers billions of presents overnight

oh wow its santa!

by caligulove68 December 4, 2023

Santa Claus

He is a pedophile who secretly watches over kids. Not only that, but he also has a large child porn collection in the world and he will be arrested for life and has to register as a sex offender for life and he has probation for life and there will be no Christmas.

Santa Claus is a pedophile.

by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022