I don’t like the band Palaye Royale

I guess they might be Jews or something? But I’m actually quite suspicious of this band. It’s just the truth…Sorry.

I don’t like the band Palaye Royale.

by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023

royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet

Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!

by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021

Casino-Royaled

To be repeatedly struck in the balls with a heavy object, especially as a means of torture. Named for the movie Casino Royale in which Le Chiffre tries this method on 007.

See also: Dutch Scratching, Daniel Craiging.

Bond laughed as Le Chiffre Casino-Royaled him one last time. "AH! AH! Yes, yes, YES!" Bond's voice faded from an agonized yelp into tears of laughter. "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

by Thunderchin April 13, 2016

Clash Royale

Clash Royale is a tower defense strategy game. However, when you're gay it is no longer a strategy game. If you play mega knight you are a mega chad. If you play e barbs you have a tiny cock and you watch gay midget porn.

I BEAT YOU WITH LUMBER LOON IN CLASH ROYALE!!! HEHEHEHA!!! ALSO IM GAY!!!

by BidenCockEater420 March 10, 2022

royal flush

when you bust in her mouth and she swallows it

man 1: bro how was the deed
man 2: i hit a royal flush

by Sama Lamay Laykum January 26, 2021

Royally Doinked

When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.

Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?

by Vanilla jello puddin pops July 14, 2019

Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.

The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.

by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022