Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
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Dan had to witness Brent walk in with a boilermaker rump roast, he asked Brent if it would be smoked or seasoned, Brent replied that it would be lubed.
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Get the shadow roast mug.A roast can be defined as a well timed and smart comeback to an insult or diss that is not too off-topic and usually emotionally hurts the perpetrator
Person 2: I threw a frisbee and it came back and hit me
Person 1: No one cares.
Person 2: About you they don't. (Roast)
Example 2
Person 2: My cat died today
Person 1: Did i ask?
Person 2: But bitches don’t ask they listen (Roast)
Person 1: No one cares.
Person 2: About you they don't. (Roast)
Example 2
Person 2: My cat died today
Person 1: Did i ask?
Person 2: But bitches don’t ask they listen (Roast)
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Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
Person 2: That's what I call a Ripe Roast!
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