by Hsvdnl March 9, 2024

by Yourpseudonymwillappearpnline February 6, 2021

"Yo, Frankie! Did you get a look at that broad? I know you'd like to Italian roast her someday, am I fuckin' right?"
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."
"Nah, sausage head, not with your garlic breath. Why don't you go shave your fuckin' back before coming on to me. At least take me out for cannoli first."
by notreallygoodatthis April 28, 2014

by Five Hats December 8, 2022

He had posted a picture of his fan art of his favorite band, shortly after he was roasted by a girl named Charlotte. She had said “This looks like something my 3 year old son would draw!” He was heartbroken at the sight of the reply.
by FANNYPEEPS July 25, 2020

My roommate's spending the weekend with her boyfriend as a sex slave, so I'm going to be roasting the almond all weekend!
by nastychicken June 26, 2016

by peppper March 29, 2010
