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Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.
by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016
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Manila-ROAST

When you're a minority male in NYC and your privilege Long Island ex-wife started making 6 figures 1st year starting (as a nurse) without graduating from college from Honors; so basically that minority ex-husband hustles really hard, gets a fortune 100 company job without connections, coincidentally he now works in a office being the only minority male, also coincidentally meets someone from South East Asia (Thanks to facebook), makes friends with the East Asians, then goes to Manila, meets up with a Manila Nurse that nurses him back up like "Nurse Joy" from Pokemon, have lots of fun with the Manila people (Asians), then you come back to NY to give your privilege ex-wife nurse the Ultimate Manila-ROAST because you don't need to listen to manipulative cold hearted mind-control games and her 6 figure tricks (Local Government capitalism favoritism) anymore, because her privilege-Long-island-capitalist-fantasies got the best out of her (and New York).
New York 6 Figure privilege -"Once you go black you can't go back." ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป โš•๏ธ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ’ต

Street Smart Minority male hustle-"Once you hit that Asian, you can't resist that persuasion. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป โš•๏ธ ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ "

๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒŽ ๐ŸŒ - "Life is not fair"- Manila-ROAST
by Manila5 June 24, 2022
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Roast your parents month

Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible
by Mistaken Mystery November 5, 2020
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Roasted cobra

When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
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Roast Chicken

When a beer pong player doesnโ€™t sink a cup, they must sit naked on the beer pong table and the other players biff balls at them.
Sam didnโ€™t sink a cup during the last game so he had to do a roast chicken.
by Hary Gofman January 30, 2022
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Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex
Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr
by Jayba11s January 9, 2018
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pill-roast

snapping a pill in half, taking one half orally and sticking the other up your batty crease
rah that pill-roast has got me waved
by rorysagimp February 19, 2022
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