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purple stack

A stack or wad of 500 euro notes.

It's called a purple stack because the 500 euro note is purple. 500 euro notes are the most widely available high-denomination currency, worth about 6-7 times a 100 USD note. This enables one to carry a lot of money in a very small volume.
Muhammad got caught flying out of Madrid with a million euro in purple stacks.
by trichet March 3, 2011
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Purplefied

The state of being after smoking Purple Haze. Symptoms include seeing everything in purple, cravings for grape drink, laziness, and the munchies.
Steve over there is totally purplefied.
by Assdaddy March 13, 2011
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purple slinky

when you fuck soo hard your dick shrivels up and turns purple when your done
Dude she goes hard, she gave me a purple slinky last time!
by KyGen May 28, 2011
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Purple Santa

Only around Christmas, it's when you have butt sex w someone and it's so rough and tight that when you pull out your dick it is purple and covered in white and red shit!!! Merry Christmas
When my wife asked me if I was naughty or nice, I suggested a Purple Santa. She smiled, but I still got served with divorce papers. Merry Christmas!!!
by Poontential December 25, 2013
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purple unicorned

A condition caused by dropping a hit of LSD and waiting for an hour for the effects of the hallucinogen only to be disappointed that the dose was a total dud, so you take another dose and the first dose starts to kick in twenty minutes later, and then twenty minutes later the second dose begins to take effect, and within the next hour you find yourself in the middle of a parallel universe fucking a carnival ride horse that speaks in tongues; usually this state ends in arrest for multiple felonies and a good lesson learned: LSD results may vary.
1st tripper: I totally got purple unicorned last night?
2nd tripper: How come you're not in jail?
1st tripper: The carnival was closed and I just ended up in a pasture fuckin' a cow.
2nd tripper: How was she?
1st tripper: Fine ... until the bull showed up.
by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 8, 2014
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Purple Slurpee

When one's sexual partner, before orgasm, squeezes one's testicles until they turn purple. Then the partner proceeds to drink the semen from the pained penis.
Oh, I'm gonna cum! Give me a Purple Slurpee! (Squeeze) Eugh! (Slurp)
by Dinkle McButtfarter January 10, 2016
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Purple Rohan

Essentially a purple nerple, but with the power of the kingdom of Rohan from the lord of the rings. A lethal nerple indeed.
The other day I was just hanging out and Matt cane up and gave me a Purple Rohan.
by The land of Rohan October 2, 2019
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