A-S-A-P-T-S-D

A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.

VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”

Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”

by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019

Flag

Get the A-S-A-P-T-S-D mug.

V.I.P.T.M.

Very
Important
Person
To
Me
Hey why did you google this I told you not to

They are a V.I.P.T.M.

by NotM3e February 7, 2023

Flag

Get the V.I.P.T.M. mug.

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

by anonymous April 15, 2022

Flag

Get the R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N mug.

PTO

Potential Tuck Opportunity

A place, area or spatial grounds that increase your likelihood of having sex with someone new.

*Tuck = Fuck*

Dude 1: What's your plan tonight?
Dude 2: Probably hitting the bars or this house party, not sure yet.

Dude 1: Dope, where exactly?
Dude 2: I don't care, anywhere that has the best PTO.
Dude 1: Fucking rights!

by Baby Gunna and Sheets November 30, 2018

Flag