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Patty Cakes

When a guy is pounding a pussy and slaps the girls ass at the same time
Kiersten : Oh Jake! Oh Oh Oh Oh! Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhh!

Kiersten : Harder! Harder!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Damn you sure like them Patty Cakes don't ya!
Kiersten : More More!
Jake : Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Kiersten : Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : That's it baby keep cummin! Mmmmmmmm!

Jake : Wow you ass is so fine I just love to give you Patty Cakes!
by SlopNChop September 12, 2017
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Pattycake

Screw George Clooney. I'll get me some Pattycake!
by Your Secret Lover... September 27, 2008
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Patty Punk

1) Any type of music that can called both Punk and Irish in style
2) music that revolves around Irish themes and traditons but is played in a punk-rock fashion
"were going to see the Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, and Stiff Little Finger on wednesday, do you wanna come?"
"hell yeas, i love Patty Punk
by Ramones1 February 3, 2006
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Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a book about a boy who realizes he is a wizard. He is abused the first ten years of his life buy his aunt and uncle who hate magic and his cousin. He ends up going to a magical school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He meets his two new best friends Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. Together the three friends are in constant battle in each year they attend Hogwarts. A lot of the things that they do they should be expelled for but they are helping to save the wizarding world from an evil wizard named Lord Voldemort. (He is the reason Harry ended up at his aunt and uncles because Voldemort killed Harry's parents.)
Eventually Voldemort does succeed in coming back and for a year no one believes Harry that he is back and he is ridiculed along with his Headmaster Dumbledore who is telling Harry's story to the public. Eventually people realize Harry is right.
We won't know any more until the next two books come out. So far there is only five. Seven will be written.
Most people who hear of Harry Potter automatically assume that the book is awful. They don't even give the series a chance. There are also idiots who think the series who turn children into devil worshippers. News flash people: It is just a story, there are worse books out there.
Harry Potter sucks.
Have you read the books
No but I saw the movies and thought it was childish
Read the books it might change your opinion
No thanks I have better things to do with my life
Right because you can't seem to give the series a change just like other people.
Yup

(True story, my friend only believes in logic)
by Harry Potter fan June 16, 2005
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petty

somone who thinks they are better than everyone else but in reality they are just fake and a whore.
by swagmoney12345 March 30, 2017
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Posty

I love Posty man his tracks are sick
by hhhhheman January 24, 2019
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ponty

someone who is soft and sucks at big two
Alex lee is a ponty and sucks at big two.
by hehhet453434 June 18, 2010
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