posenger

Someone who tries to look like a bike messenger.

Whoa, check out that person riding a track bike with a Chrome bag and a Kryptonite lock in their back pocket. What a posenger!

by 341 July 7, 2007

poser

a dipshit with no life that switches from liking the jonas brothers to liking cannibal corpse in a lame attempt to gain respect from another person.

me:hey have you heard of burzum? andrea:oh yeah they're like my favorite band.. me:can you name the members? andrea:uhm aren't they like 3 brothers with long hair? me:no you fucking poser dipshit.burzum is one guy. andrea:ohh...

by little.wing. July 8, 2009

Poseidome

Receiving oral sex while in the ocean.

Dude, while I was at the beach the other day, I totally convinced my girl to give me Poseidome.

by Boomdiddybop October 12, 2011

Jesus Pose

A type of transcendental yoga-like meditation. When sticking your arms straight out into a T position can cause the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. Can cause a feeling of contacting angels or being abducted by aliens. Myth surrounds this pose in antiquity.

Dude I was listening to Trance music on top of this mountain in a Jesus Pose getting into a state of trance. Unreal Bro

by TRANCER92 January 24, 2012

T pose tuesday

T pose tuesday is a day that we get to celebrate the death of Jesus by t posing like he did on the cross.

Person 1: Today is T pose tuesday, you must t pose to respect Jesus.
Person 2: Oh thank you, I almost forgot to do that today!

by wubzsucks June 13, 2018

poser

someone who hops on the band wagon not knowing shit

someone who dresses skater and cant skate!!! and as for hardcore and rap if you like both and know about both just as much... then i dont see the problem.

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

Poseidon

To perform oral sex on a woman's vagina.

I real want to Poseidon Arya man!!!!

by Personfromaplace February 27, 2011