not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

by Huebert remington April 21, 2024

Pool noodle

Snake in disguise

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?

by boomer inc. August 14, 2021

Pool Bathroom

A place to have sex.

A place to pee, if you haven't gone in the pool yet.

He was tappin that in the pool bathroom.

by dormanbabyy2010 June 18, 2008

pool groove

A genre of music meant to be played in the background of swimming activities. Closely related to surf rock.

Nothing's better than synchronized swimming to some rockin' pool groove.

by Seshie January 10, 2020

Kiddie Pool

When you ejaculate into your partners belly button.

My girlfriend likes when I give her a kiddie pool.

by Moto611 May 19, 2024

panty pool

The pool of panties which forms beside a playa's bedside. The modern day version of the proverbial "notch on the bedpost".

"Damn. That dude had an impressive panty pool going on!"

by Manly McBuff June 10, 2016

football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023