polishing

To make ones penis smooth and shiny by rubbing or oral action.

Little Billy was caught polishing in the bathroom. His mother was very disappointed.

Suzy gives great head. She can polish my junk any day of the week.

by FrigApple December 14, 2008

Bernard Pollard

1. The SS of the Kansas City Chiefs who glamorously ended the 2008 NFL season for Tom Brady in Week 1, by bending his knee the wrong way and snapping pretty much anything attached to that knee. This caused the Patriots to miss the playoffs for the first time since 2002, and drop from an 18-1 season to an 11-5 season. God knows how Brady will be in 2009 thanks to this man.

2. national hero

3. The greatest football player to ever play in the NFL.

4. Someone who takes care of something really annoying that's been bothering you.

Definition 1 Example: "HOLY FUCK MY NEW FAVORITE PLAYER IS BERNARD POLLARD!!!"

Definition 2 Example: "OMG! The president should award a medal to Bernard Pollard."

Definition 3 Example: "DID U SEE THAT HIT?? BRADY'S DONE! I'M VOTING BERNARD POLLARD FOR THE PRO BOWL!!"

Definition 4 Example: "That bully was picking on me the other day again. Luckily I hired a Bernard Pollard so I don't have that problem anymore."

by t0mbreidyh8ter April 15, 2009

polish donut farmer

A really stupid person. This term is taken from a story of Polish farmers who planted cheerios in the ground expecting to later harvest donuts.

That guy just put a bottle rocket in his ass and lit it. He's a real polish donut farmer

by Stu Manito August 20, 2006

poll pox

the rash that strippers get from working the pole too much (also thought to be caused with a reaction with the brass or cleaners)

dancer: "I need to work tomorrow cause rents coming up but i've got a mean case of poll pox!"

by nawty newbe May 26, 2006

polishing my pimp

when a woman is cleaning her dildo before use it.

I am polishing my pimp.

by Don Sueco February 27, 2011

Pillsburing

The attitude of being arragontly persistant with matters that have no actual importance or meaning. Similar to being cocky, but the effect is much more irritating as the person is usually not in good enough shape (physically/mentally) to be this way at all. Just happens to be white.

Jeff to Mike: So I was working out today, and like 5 girls came and told me how sexy and fit I was, because before I just did normal working out, i used to be in UFC as a cage fighter, but that was only after i collected a handfull of crotch rockets and racing bikes. Its not a big deal but people just seem to flock to me. It's understandable, but i dont plan for it to happen.

(Friends outside the conversation)
John to Derrick: Dude, who's that guy talking to Mike?

Derrick to John: Oh, thats Jeff, hes mad pillsburing right now.

by crimsonchin27 April 16, 2011

Polish the meat

When its just you and your right hand (unless youre a lefty) and you get in a good mood, and just let your Jesus juices fly

Jimmy's girlfriend left him, so he was just left to "Polish the meat"

by Daboyyyy August 24, 2013