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You are unable to perceive the world around you normally. Everything has devolved into a combination of drug abuse and internet over indulgence. Your brain is mush and you laugh at simple things whilst not engaging with the real world anymore.
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You are unable to perceive the world around you normally. Everything has devolved into a combination of drug abuse and internet over indulgence. Your brain is mush and you laugh at simple things whilst not engaging with the real world anymore.
Male 1: I'm so fucking dranked out my %IOE has hit 87 and my parents cut me off for real this time but this post about biden being a qt3.14 got fucking 600 likes
Male 2: Okay so Anthony were going to being upping your dose of Zoloft as this last dose hasn't shown any signs of improvement within your mental state and you are degrading further into delusion.
Male 1: Delusion? I’m a drankaholic. I’m simply drank pilled.
Male 2: Okay so Anthony were going to being upping your dose of Zoloft as this last dose hasn't shown any signs of improvement within your mental state and you are degrading further into delusion.
Male 1: Delusion? I’m a drankaholic. I’m simply drank pilled.
by Vlaino July 19, 2024
Get the Drank Pilled mug.What Kamala Harris supporters have figuratively taken. It is typically used for new initiates into the KHive for the 2024 Presidential election, but everyone in the KHive has already taken it at some point in time.
This combines the coconut tree meme featuring Harris with the red pill / blue pill terminology which is loved by all kinds of weird online men. But don't fear - the coconut pill is filled with hope and optimism rather than misogyny and nihilism.
This combines the coconut tree meme featuring Harris with the red pill / blue pill terminology which is loved by all kinds of weird online men. But don't fear - the coconut pill is filled with hope and optimism rather than misogyny and nihilism.
Wow my neighbor is coconut pilled. They already have a Kamala Harris yard sign and two bumper stickers.
I thought Biden was okay and I would've preferred Bernie or Warren in 2020 but I have since taken the coconut pill.
I thought Biden was okay and I would've preferred Bernie or Warren in 2020 but I have since taken the coconut pill.
by CoconutPill July 23, 2024
Get the coconut pill mug.A friendship that forms after you've already faced the hard truth about people and the world. It’s not built on naive trust or loyalty—it’s built on mutual understanding, and a shared awareness of reality. Both people know the score, and the bond is more about getting things done than keeping up appearances.
by reeal98 May 5, 2025
Get the 2nd Pill Friendship mug.The gold pill amounts to a twofold motive:
1. men expecting women to come to the relationship table with a material/financial comittment, and
2. rejection of the romantic chivalry model.
1. men expecting women to come to the relationship table with a material/financial comittment, and
2. rejection of the romantic chivalry model.
Suzie told her romantic date that it's a man's job is to financially provide for all woman's financial needs, to which Johnny replied, "screw that, I'm a gold pill man! Women need to pull some of the weight."
by rational_man May 11, 2025
Get the Gold pill mug.Describes someone who has fully embraced being in a soft, submissive, affectionate (and sometimes bratty) dynamic—usually as the “pet” in a romantic or kink-coded relationship. Common signs include a desire for praise, being owned, wearing collars, curling up in laps, and responding alarmingly well to “good girl/boy.”
Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:
Bratty behavior when denied attention
Barking/meowing in voice chats
Curling up on people they like
Being touch-starved but won’t admit it
Melting at praise
Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats
Going feral if ignored too long
Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
Also refers to a person who enjoys acting like an animal—most commonly a dog, cat, bunny, or fox—whether in a playful, flirty, clingy, or spicy way. Many pet pilled individuals exhibit:
Bratty behavior when denied attention
Barking/meowing in voice chats
Curling up on people they like
Being touch-starved but won’t admit it
Melting at praise
Loving headpats, ear scratches, and treats
Going feral if ignored too long
Once pet pilled, there's no turning back. They don’t want freedom. They want snacks, affection, and to sit on your lap while pretending they're not obsessed with you.
“She growled when I stopped petting her and then begged for belly rubs. She’s so pet pilled it’s unreal.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
“I barked in VC, begged for headpats, and called my girlfriend ‘Alpha.’ I am pet. I am pilled.”
“I meowed during a kiss. I’m so pet pilled it hurts.”
by Mist111 May 20, 2025
Get the Pet Pilled mug.Blue Pilling describes the act of pretending something is not real or happening. The act of living in delusional reality. Lying to one’s self about their reality. Rejecting the harsh reality and unbiased truth of something, and instead choosing to believe in an alternative reality in order to survive within your belief system and perception of reality.
M: “Gwen’s boyfriend Alex is definitely cheating on her with his friend”
R: “He definitely is! Do you think Gwen notices?”
M: “She would have to be Blue Pilling it if she didn’t notice, it’s impossible to miss! He always leaves her alone at parties to hang out with his best friend Glen!”
R: “She’s definitely Blue Pilling her way through that…”
R: “He definitely is! Do you think Gwen notices?”
M: “She would have to be Blue Pilling it if she didn’t notice, it’s impossible to miss! He always leaves her alone at parties to hang out with his best friend Glen!”
R: “She’s definitely Blue Pilling her way through that…”
by Gandolfthegorgeous98 May 30, 2025
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