Philip

This guy WILL HAVE the biggest dick you will ever see in real life. He will fuck your mom if you are unlucky enough, but mostly he just masturabates. Philip sucks at all sports, but is a god at playing minecraft.

He is also the most funny and kind person that you'll ever meet and may have the ability to make girls pussy sweat.

This motherfucker can literally do any fucking thing in this god damn world.

Guy1: Man you are the fucking best a minecraft! Do you have the ability to speak with dolphins by any chance?
Philip: The fuck you mean? Of course i can, I'm a Philip!

by suckamock123123123123 December 29, 2021

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Phillip

The best boy I ever met in my Life.I am honest he got blue eyes where I can see my future and his blond hair are fluffy as hell.He treats me right and i love him so much if u ever get a phillip dont let him go trust me!!! he is gorgeus and the best thing what can happend to u ! give him trust and he will gave u his whole heart....

1.person: Who is this?
2.person: Oh thats phillip he is handsome and the best person u can meet!

by anonymous December 30, 2021

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Philip

Communist leader and specialist in the art of IPDA, has a very inconsistent accent

Me: So, do you say mate ironically or unironically?
Philip: Yes

by Trashman kev February 9, 2022

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One of the two kick-ass characters from a TV show on Comedy Central called South Park, an animated adult cartoon made by Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Philip: You're such a pig-fucker, Terrance.

Terrance: Why would you call me a pig-fucker Philip?

Philip: Well, let's see; First of all, you fuck pigs.

by statickid2022 February 17, 2022

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