pee vacs 

Pee vacs is what sports players and regular people use to pass drug tests. The process requires a catheter pushed inside of your penis until it reaches the bladder. You then use a syringe and pump clean water into your bladder so when you drug test you will pee out a 100% pass for no drugs.

To pass the drug test the soccer player pushed a catheter up his penis and pissed out the bad urine, and then pumped in pure water in order to pass his drug test. pee vacs

pee vacs by yomega June 16, 2010

pee-lert

A warning to friends that the video, song, photo, or writing being linked to is so funny that it may cause one to piss oneself.

A portmanteau of 'pee' and 'alert.'

FUNNY PEE-LERT!
Do not watch the following video if you have a bladder control problem. Disregarding this warning may result in wet pants and all your friends pointing and laughing at you.

pee-lert by MacKay October 27, 2008

pee cycle 

The phenomenon where you find yourself seeing the same people going to the bathroom at the same time when you're at work, school, a restaurant, etc.

"Fancy seeing you in here again...we must be on the same pee cycle."

pee cycle by joeybenavides August 22, 2011

pee like a bandit 

the urgent need to urinate.

I have to hangup now, I need to pee like a bandit.

pee like a bandit by zendiveman August 27, 2013

Pee In Her Butt 

The #1 sign of affection toward the girl that you really like...#2 is to fart on her

Dawg, did you pee in her butt, or fart on her. Let me know how much you like her...cuz i want to pee in her butt

Pee In Her Butt by T$ March 4, 2003

Pee Fart 

A fart that smells like pee.

"I just smelled a fart, a fart that smelled like pee! It was a Pee Fart."

Pee Fart by frackledart December 27, 2011

Pee pee Poo poo 

Things awkward teenage boys say is awkward situations

No one:
Zach: PEE PEE POO POO

Pee pee Poo poo by Voicecrackcentral August 16, 2019