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Salmon Panties

Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.

Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".

Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"
by EduardoRodriguez December 11, 2012
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Prison Panties

Guy: (While folding laundry) "Looks like it's time to thrown these underwear away...."

Girl: "Wow, nice prison panties!"
by C. Morebutts June 25, 2012
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panty pullover

When one pulls a pair of panties over their head either to smell pussy or to just hide from the world.
He did a panty pullover with her thong panties to smell the sweet scent of her pussy as he wacked his cock.

The next morning Bruce woke up and realized he made a mistake so he did a panty pullover with her panties and made a run for it.
by Sniper no snipee November 12, 2013
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panty-vortex

(n.) the irresistible force of emotion that precipitates the twisting and bunching of panties.
The act of ejecting him from the group spawned a panty-vortex.
by Pizza Dan January 20, 2012
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panty puddle

The physical reaction a woman receieves when she gets turned on.
Freddy is so fine I got a panty puddle just by looking at him.
by Martinb June 13, 2012
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Sugar Panties

Noun - A member of the military that find themselves more comfortable handing money out in a gay strip club instead of a regular strip club to the dancers on stage.
Jeremiah blew his entire paycheck being a Sugar Panties while the rest of the platoon spent theirs chasing skirts.
by domin88u2 January 6, 2012
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Grandy Panties

yo check out that broh, he's got Grandy Panties on!
by Carnivore July 16, 2017
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