whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 08, 2010

Cinnamon Toast Time Crunch

The act of eat cereal as a means of skipping the normal time it takes to prepare food. Frequent among college kids.

"Class is in 2 minutes? Time for a Cinnamon Toast Time Crunch!"

by Creative@College April 23, 2010

Fuck me sideways on toast

When being fucked sideways just isn't enough

Doctor: Sorry But you have Herpes
John: Fuck me sideways on toast!

by TMB94squared October 11, 2009

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for masturbating

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 15, 2016

One Handed Banana Toast

Slang for ejaculating.

What're you doing? Nothing, just whipping up some one handed banana toast.

by Rodaddy October 15, 2016

Butter Your Toast

Referring to someone's large biceps and chest muscles. People with these like to show off as often as possible. If there an opportunity to show off their muscles, they will embrace that opportunity. In this instance, some one has dry toast. A muscular person grabs a butter knife and subsequently offers to butter someone's toast in effect flexing while doing so. Use as toast, referring to someone's bug muscles.

Good morning Ma'am, can I butter your toast?
Goodness. look at the Toast on that guy.
Toast

by NEDGBASS November 20, 2020

Burning my toast

To masterbate in a violent mannor

Boy: That chick was soo hot yesterday, i ended up burning my toast the next morning

by owned-you March 20, 2011