The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021
Get the The council of butt tablesmug. Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE
by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022
Get the the dipshit tablemug. by Hexyglam September 1, 2013
Get the Kung Fu Tablemug. It’s a billiard table that is appealing in appearance and plays relatively easy. Pockets are forgiving making balls go in them easier. Which makes the game very watchable and suitable for television.
Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.
Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.
Do you want to play pool on the television table in the front? Or the ball banger table in the back?
by I know write five January 22, 2025
Get the television tablemug. by PabloREVVED May 6, 2018
Get the Murphy Tablemug. A girl brought to a sporting field that is not there to participate, but sits at the table with the gear and equipment all day.
I'm going to lock my phone and wallet in the car, want me to take yours?
No that's okay, Jake's bringing his table bunny, she'll watch the stuff.
No that's okay, Jake's bringing his table bunny, she'll watch the stuff.
by blmtwitch August 13, 2022
Get the Table Bunnymug. The act of eating a fuckton of taco to the point of boiling diarrhea,taking off your cloths and start shifting while breakdancing
Jacob:how’d you handle the break up?
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.
Max:I broke into that bitches crib and I pulled off a Tennessee Table Top.
by ThatGuyGodfrey March 9, 2025
Get the Tennessee Table Topmug.