while you're fucking a girl in the ass, right when you are about to jizz you pull out and jizz up her nose, causing her nose to be clean, making it a nose cleaner.
by Dominik Cougar January 17, 2009
When you need to sneeze for more than an hour, and it won't come out, but it's right there for every minute. Similar to blue balls. You're about to sneeze and then it stops when you're like right there. Then it bothers you for quite a while.
Allie: Ahh! It's right there!
Keith: Ah, the classic case of blue nose. I'll go get the pepper and feathers.
Keith: Ah, the classic case of blue nose. I'll go get the pepper and feathers.
by Allie<3:] October 28, 2009
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
1. noun - A nose being abnormally large in proportion to other facial features.
2. proper noun - Person having such a nose.
2. proper noun - Person having such a nose.
by Dafodude October 08, 2004
When you go down to sit on the toilet with your penis facing down, ready the piss and you undershoot the hole in the toilet seat and your penis plunges into the toilet seat.
Girlfriend/ Wife/ Hooker with many STD's: "Wanna have sex?"
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."
by giveittomerawdog August 19, 2010
Exactly how the Eskimo people show love and affection to each other. An Eskimo analogue for the kiss. Now widely used all around the world.
by ComЯade_Stalin January 27, 2014
When you can see a chicks nipples are poking out under her shirt. You can imagine her boobs are smurfs under her shirt.
by millerman888 December 08, 2005