courtesy tap

verb: an act of sex following a pricey (over $15) dinner, where the benifactor of the dinner reciprecates out of politness. Can be both passive and active.
After that ho bought my dinner, I had to giver her a little courtesy tap. I mean, that bitch was nasty, but Red Lobster sure is fine.
by Tank Morris and Clutch Kerley January 12, 2004
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Michigan tap dancing

The sound that's made when people come inside from being out in the snow and stomp their boots on the floor to get all the snow off of them.
The kids must be back from sledding, I can hear them Michigan tap dancing downstairs.
by calvinswim February 18, 2020
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Hard Nut Tap

I’m gonna give you a Hard Nut Tap
by RoadkillSquirrel August 17, 2021
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Off Tap Crap

The Off Tap Crap, discovered by the Greek is a method used after consuming a tablet or tablets of ecstacy. The process involves disposing of bodily waste and inadvertantly causing the performer of the act to become Off Tap. Also known as pill shit, pill spill, eccy eruption and lollie loo.
Fuk man, im so Off Tap right now ay. Just had my Off Tap Crap. Im feeling great!!

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by Pill God June 22, 2009
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Tapping That Tree For Sap

Gold Digger. A woman who is only with a man for the financial benefits of the relationship.
by Lila Saan 4 April 13, 2011
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Southern tap water

Person 1: Hey man you got any water its hotter than Africa out there

Person 2: Sure thing just take one of those cups of southern tap water out of the trash can
by Colebutt January 10, 2012
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Tap That Time Machine

Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).
Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"

Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."

Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."

Adam: "Agreed."
by MackPC November 04, 2009
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