big ol eyes

Something you need to stop staring at people with.

Spongebob: 👁👁
The Flying Dutchman: AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OL EYES!
Spongebob: • •

by Yeehawwwwwww April 21, 2021

big ol bag of dennis

Something or somebody who messes everything up and makes things difficult for somebody.

*jack is climbing on the table at a bar *

Dave: "hey quit being a big ol bag of dennis, your going to get us kicked out"

by discrook September 3, 2012

Ole kike

Someone who is so ate up and has no direction in life that you commonly ask yourself why you are even friends with them.

"Wow, did you see Ole kike this weekend? That dude was ripping one hitters and drank a fifth by himself"
"Yeah, that dude is way ate up. He has no goals, poor guy"

by Quhawk35 August 1, 2013

ol' springer special

Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.

"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"

by Steven Grand September 25, 2013

Big Ole Karl

Similar to a Hot Karl but when you instead of hitting a foe at point blank rand you instead throw a poo filled tube sock from a distance of 30 ft or more.

I just hit Jared with a big ole Karl.

by Dygatron January 25, 2012

dirty ol wanka!

an old man on omegle trying to jack off.

that old man is a dirty ol wanka! do you see how hes looking at you?!

by nana whats my name July 16, 2011

ol doo whopdee

a load of crap; slang for "I'm about to tell you some bullsh!t"

Kanye West "Flashing Lights" lyrics: "I'm bout to hit you with the ol doo whopdee..."

by ElleOrPi August 19, 2011