low tide slide

This term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the spackle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.

I couldn't leave my ass remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.

by Fiftyslam May 18, 2011

Low, slow & easy

When pilot land a plane, he gotta be low, slow & easy.

Airforceproud95: We're going down in the salt lake.
Tower guy: Just remember, Low, slow & easy.

by Dominic or Bobbyboy June 5, 2019

low, slow & easy

what to think of when your landing a plane on water

Shit bird strike, Well if i can't make it back to the airport i'll have to land on the water
Low, Slow & Easy

by NSAAUSF October 28, 2018

low key asshole

Someone who may not want to be/act/appear as an asshole, but totally pulls some asshole moves

Man, Eric is nice and all but a total low key asshole when it comes to (insert particular issue here).

by Ew It’s Me January 20, 2019

low level bombing

another phrase for taking a huge dump.

if i dont do a little low level bombing here soon i think that my asshole is going to explode.

by the cbar August 3, 2007

Low milage penis

A penis that is not spread around too thinly.
A penis that shared with very few.
A penis that is used regularly and quite well with minimal partners.

I miss hanging out with Josh so much. That man has the most low milage penis of anyone I've ever been with!

by Lynnerally January 8, 2017

Low Altitude Sickness

Depression, itchiness, weakness caused by low altitudes during snow storms that can only be treated with elevation, beers, and fresh powder.

Sorry boss, not gonna make it in today...Got the low altitude sickness.

by gnarle December 14, 2018