Pop 'ems

A delicious, glazed, doughnut-hole snack treat manufactured by the Entenmann's company. Also available in powdered.
Upon the realization that no one will allow a middle-aged, comic book reading, stoner freak who lives in his parents basement as the franchise manager to the leading bacon, marshmallow, and cheese milkshake manufacturing company run by large breasted Asian prostitutes in the standard issue uniform of wet t-shirts, g-strings, and stiletto heels, I crumbled into a metaphorical cocoon of unceasing apathy and soul crushing defeat as I watched my bootleg DVD of Krull, wept, and fantasized, once more, about taking a nail gun and going to town on the patrons of the local Blimpies...and eating Pop 'ems!
by Razorglove February 05, 2010
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pop rivet

Flexing your kegel dick muscles while erect and inside an orifice
"...Oh man, not only did I have sex with that girl, I pop riveted her."
"...what the hell is pop rivet?"
"I pumped blood into my dick while inside her...duh"
by gooch14 August 21, 2015
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knob pop

It is when you are naked in a small room and bend over, but suddenly the door knob is up your ass.
Help mom come quick I just knob popped the door knob.
by Hump_Chump June 08, 2021
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wank pop

That cheap, MTV-ish kind of music, that regards huge loads of tits, asses and other women's parts to be featured in a clip, to get any viewers at all. Mostly horny kids during puberty.
- Have you seen that new Miley Cyrus video?
- Yup. I jerked off like 3 times watching it first time.
- I know, right? Wank pop FTW!
by Blitz Kvlt May 05, 2014
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Custard Pop

The post coital penis. When you bust your nut custard in your girl’s vag or ass and after withdrawal, she graciously orally inhales your juice covered chubster and cleans you off.
Rachel is such a gracious young lover. She always takes the custard pop.

She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018
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Horn Pop

When a brass instruments points their horns up to the sky during a loud part in a marching band show to prevent the pit from going deaf. Not very effective when used by woodwinds.
Trumpets, measures 24-30 are going to be a horn pop, so be sure to play loud.
by Vodka Bottle November 03, 2015
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popping a jaime

The act of walking while having a boner
Ryan is popping a jaime with his girl over there.
by lama240 February 09, 2012
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