when a person or group of people claim to have all the aesthetics of punk mentality/diy, when in fact they do not know what they are talking about and are not actually true. they then abandon punk when it isn't relevant to them anymore.
person 1-"dude did you hear the new VOA song?"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"
person 2- "yeah dude they are such 5 minute punk its pathetic"
by BigD@ddy August 14, 2012
Get the 5 Minute Punkmug. We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!
by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022
Get the Last Minute Mikemug. 5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.
by fishyeggos August 3, 2023
Get the 5-minute craftmug. by Cloudxo April 8, 2020
Get the Minute maidmug. by emogi_boy2468 June 16, 2020
Get the a million minutesmug. by Lianiam April 4, 2023
Get the Minutemug. John: Hey Bob it's been like three weeks since we have hung out!
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.
Bob: I know right, it's been a smooth minute.
by Dirtyjoo January 19, 2014
Get the smooth minutemug.