Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
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milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf
I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!
by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021
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Milf

A older and attractive momma with kids. Warning: Please don’t say this word or any similar word in front of strict parents.
Guy 1: Your mom looks like a milf!
Guy 2: Because she is.
Guy 1: ._.
by Book bfb October 10, 2021
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by Mia564829 March 6, 2021
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Milf

That Noah grimes kid is a milf
by Logeman487 December 14, 2018
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MILF

wow look at that milf she is old as heck
by john2877 April 5, 2021
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dairy milf

1) An arousing dairy cow which has bore children
2) A (milf) with the abbility to still lactate.
"Had a dairy milf last night, milked all over my bed"
by Wheely wrong December 23, 2018
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