Maria is an awesome friend that you could never get tired of. Maria is sometimes an idiot and doesn't know basic math or grammar but that's alright. They're the type of friends you can always go tell when you have things on your chest. You can trust them with anything and they can be reliable when she wants to. Maria is a huge burst of energy and is kind most of the time. But be careful, sometimes they have things going on too. :)
by quacktitysfav August 15, 2022
Get the Mariamug. Maria is an unique creature, with the prettiest smile you could ever meet. The brown eyes with the wavy hair are the canvas of her face, that emanates beauty and confidence. She may be shy, and insecure inside, but will be confident and strong on the outside. Has a volatile temper, although she always tries to keep her cool. She's kind, sweet, loyal and a great listener, advicer, student, professor, but bitch, don't mess up with her!!!! That woman can be as dangerous as a starve tiger. It is so easy to fall in love with, she might be scared of seeing anyone with romantic eyes, but if you give your heart and purest friendship to her, perhaps you have one chance. Don't give up on Maria, maybe she isn't the easiest person, with the easiest history, but once you know her, you are able to learn so much with her!! Once you know her, you will never be sorry (at least, not if do not screw-up with her). One of the best feelings you can feel, is when you have the privilege of having her loyalty and know her most sensitive side, only one her multiples pieces that adds to the complex puzzle Maria is. And for the last, but not less important, Maria is incredibly sensible and talented, you get mesmerized by her abilities, craving for new things and knowledge.
She may be tough sometimes, but she is a great friend, probably the best you could ever have, so, don't give up, be patient and loveable. You won't be sorry.
She may be tough sometimes, but she is a great friend, probably the best you could ever have, so, don't give up, be patient and loveable. You won't be sorry.
Girl: I need help
Maria: Do I need to help you hiding a body or advices?
Girl: You are so pretty and smart! How do you do it?!!
Maria: That's a blessing
Maria: Do I need to help you hiding a body or advices?
Girl: You are so pretty and smart! How do you do it?!!
Maria: That's a blessing
by Afckingangel November 23, 2023
Get the Mariamug. Mater is filled with A bunch of chicks who are absolute tool bags and think there so hot but really need to snap back to reality.
But mater has some absolute human bobcats who like to rip the occasional morning cone and like to get riker fired up.
Then you get your lung destroying stig users that one one likes.
But mater has some absolute human bobcats who like to rip the occasional morning cone and like to get riker fired up.
Then you get your lung destroying stig users that one one likes.
by Damo the drugo November 28, 2021
Get the Mater Mariamug. by erinugh May 2, 2021
Get the mariamug. Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019
Get the Maria Jensenmug. Maria:
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
by Wang518 November 20, 2021
Get the Mariamug. Maria is super quiet, yet well balanced and incredibly mellow. She remains calm and does what’s best for herself. She is pretty and she knows. Doesn’t say much about herself. Very attentive and perceptive. Secretly very bitchy… but still very nice.
I love Maria
by yukarim November 22, 2021
Get the Mariamug.