Incoming text: Can you call that customer from Thursday so we can arrange to pick up a dolly. Jack said he’d pick it up. -(Because I’m too lazy playing basketball to pick up the phone.)
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by Moo.sam December 2, 2024
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Look at Cody over there lazy-skating that fence he is painting. He's done 1 fence and I've done 5. He should be embarrassed to collect his check.
by The women of Earth June 1, 2023
Get the Lazy-skating mug.In ancient folklore, Lazy Snuzan is the ghost widow of her crazed insomniac husband who killed her. Like a parasite, she spends her time searching for a host bodies. When she finds and inhabits her host she will do anything to sleep for as long as possible. There have even been reported cases where lazy Snuzan has physically possessed her victims and forced them to hide, switch off, bury or destroy their own alarm clocks during a sleep state.
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