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Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.
I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.
by DUDE May 13, 2005
mugGet the Lazy Peanutmug.

Lazy

Teresa is lazy which means that she won't click a damn link.
by Balhff August 12, 2022
mugGet the Lazymug.

lazy-ely

The alternate, or next level down, to "leisurely activities". Lazy-ely non-activities.
I'm going to get some sun on this beautiful weekend day, get in some leisurely activities, then go home and do some lazy-ely non-activities like sitting on the couch Netflix'n..
by Inspktr April 13, 2024
mugGet the lazy-elymug.

Lazy

Toxic is a lazy son of a bich
by Steamful May 18, 2021
mugGet the Lazymug.

lazy streaker

A person who Streaks with you on SnapChat, but is SUPER lazy. They tend to send black pictures with simple captions such as "streaks" or "gn/gm streaks".
Ryan: " Bro, I hate streaking with Emily... all of the pictures she sends me are SO boring. She's such a lazy streaker."

Bobby: "I feel you dude, after I hit 100 days with her I stopped..."
by xphiaggie January 29, 2017
mugGet the lazy streakermug.

Lazy panhandler

Noun: a person who chooses to make money in a very non conventional way. Money is not earned through labor.
I hate this job. I’m gonna get famous on the internet and become a lazy panhandler.
by The lazy panhandler May 6, 2025
mugGet the Lazy panhandlermug.

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