Verb: to ralph lauren *something* or *someone*
Definition: to photoshop a model to look thinner than normal humans.
Not to confuse with the fashion guru Ralph Lauren.
Definition: to photoshop a model to look thinner than normal humans.
Not to confuse with the fashion guru Ralph Lauren.
Elle Magazine have really succeeded with a ralph lauren. Don't you think? She looks so thin...
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Don't do so much ralph lauren on me. I want to look natural. I already have size 0.
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Don't do so much ralph lauren on me. I want to look natural. I already have size 0.
by Rune Smith October 16, 2009
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1) Recent photo shoot of Lauren Francesca hugging her dog, "Georgie Boy," people at the dog park are confusing the pooch with "Hey, look! It's LUCKY DOG!"
2) Lauren Francesca sends a sign to evolution's amusement park that the train ride is over & the hot caboose is not the only attraction
3) Lauren Francesca proves that no amount of pain, misery or unhappiness is worth dying for, just think of all the times you prayed for merciful death prior to first seeing her
4) Lauren Francesca's banned from vacationing near the Arctic Circle for fear of resultant global warming
5) Movie set janitors tie razors to and flail brooms for dibs to sweep the cutting room floor while her movies are being edited
6) When Lauren Francesca cries those black tears in Los Campesinos! "Romance Is Boring" (dir Alex de Campi), licorice whip sales spike like an EKG during Jack Nicholson's electroshock therapy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
7) Lauren Francesca has to wear wide brimmed hats if doves fly overhead. Yhey're pissed she can tie an olive branch in a knot with no hands
8) Rumors Lady Gaga will go as Lauren Francesca for Halloween.
9) 1st week LaurenFrancescaFanClub.com was up requests for locks of her hair warranted buying a Sinead O'Connor wig.
10) With Lauren Francesca having two X chromosomes, it's impossible to get PG-13 rating for movies with her in it if script mentions DNA.
1) Recent photo shoot of Lauren Francesca hugging her dog, "Georgie Boy," people at the dog park are confusing the pooch with "Hey, look! It's LUCKY DOG!"
2) Lauren Francesca sends a sign to evolution's amusement park that the train ride is over & the hot caboose is not the only attraction
3) Lauren Francesca proves that no amount of pain, misery or unhappiness is worth dying for, just think of all the times you prayed for merciful death prior to first seeing her
4) Lauren Francesca's banned from vacationing near the Arctic Circle for fear of resultant global warming
5) Movie set janitors tie razors to and flail brooms for dibs to sweep the cutting room floor while her movies are being edited
6) When Lauren Francesca cries those black tears in Los Campesinos! "Romance Is Boring" (dir Alex de Campi), licorice whip sales spike like an EKG during Jack Nicholson's electroshock therapy in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
7) Lauren Francesca has to wear wide brimmed hats if doves fly overhead. Yhey're pissed she can tie an olive branch in a knot with no hands
8) Rumors Lady Gaga will go as Lauren Francesca for Halloween.
9) 1st week LaurenFrancescaFanClub.com was up requests for locks of her hair warranted buying a Sinead O'Connor wig.
10) With Lauren Francesca having two X chromosomes, it's impossible to get PG-13 rating for movies with her in it if script mentions DNA.
"Who did you like better in that Lauren Francesca short film CHASING THE KISS, Walter Masterson or Michael 'Pyro' Araujo?"
"I thought I saw some other people in that movie. If you say so. I sorta blocked a lot out when she gets lifted up and.. NO NO!!!! kisses!!! I'm down to two grief counseling sessions a week though. Still not allowed on YouTube, dammit.
"I thought I saw some other people in that movie. If you say so. I sorta blocked a lot out when she gets lifted up and.. NO NO!!!! kisses!!! I'm down to two grief counseling sessions a week though. Still not allowed on YouTube, dammit.
by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011
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She think she is very awkward, weird, and a potato. However, know she is sweet, a good bestie, and a great hugger. We have our times. She is funny and amazing. I love you, bestie!
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Get the Lauren mug.A Great looking Young Man with Beautiful Blue Eyes and Spectacular Blonde Hair usually using his looks to pick up the Ladies. A Very Rich Man with a Fine looking Mansion. A Man with a Salary that's bigger then the Sun, Gets his Salary from his Strength and Pace in Playing Rugby at the Highest level
by Joe.Poalf August 26, 2016
Get the Laurence mug.Doing something really really stupid. Like. Extremely stupid. Very little people do these kind of idiot things, and when people do them you just think, Wow. You have to be pretty stupid to do those kind of stunts.
Example 1
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"
Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"
Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."
Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."
Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"
Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"
Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."
Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"
Person 2"Humping a pig?"
Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."
Person 1"Did you hear about Lauren?"
Person 2"No. Whats going on with Lauren?"
Person 1"When she was in the police station taking a drug test, she picked up a boy and they're going out right now."
Person 2" God dammit Lauren...."
Example 2
Person 1"Wheres Chloe?"
Person 2"In court."
Person 1"WHY?!"
Person 2"She was cought smoking crackin the CVS bathroom."
Person 1"Wow. Not really shocked. Thats the third time this month."
Person 2"Yea. She was pulling a Lauren."
Example 3
Person 1"Whats Lauren doing?"
Person 2"Humping a pig?"
Person 1"AGAIN!? Dammit. She's going to come into contact with some sorts of AIDS."
Person 2"Doesn't she already have AIDS?"
Person 1 "Oh yea thats right I forgot."
by wolf1205 October 6, 2012
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Get the Polo Ralph Lauren mug.A girl who is all about opposites. She will try her hardest to do everything opposite of what she thinks you get all the time. If you cross her even once it will seem like she lets it slide, but its the reason she does the things she does. If you ask her to do something- she won't, because fuck you. She will purposely avoid kissing your ass like every other girl. She knows how you judge her, so she never lets you get to know her. She will say what she thinks is easy for you to hear, what plays into what you want to think of her. On the outside she appears to be strong and confident, some may even say conceited, but she questions everything about herself on a daily basis. She hates mirrors because she hates the sight of her own reflection. She hides away from the world because she knows if she were to let anyone in they would love her. It's hard for her to accept and show love because she doesn't know how to love herself. Stay away when she tells you.
by fucklauren August 23, 2012
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