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Da Vinci's last brush

When you're sitting on the toilette, detaching a poop, which is too long to flush right away, and it falls straight ahead, 12 o'clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.
"Oh look! Shaquille O'Neal is using some of his Da Vinci's last brush to cover his little sons pimples."
by Benschaminbensch1 April 29, 2018
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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Last Season Syndrome

The final season of a television show being terrible/underwhelming.
Bob: "Hey man, did you catch the final season of Game of Thrones?"
Adam: "Yeah man, it was terrible. Season case of Last Season Syndrome."
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When someone says something completely random that doesn’t make sense. When someone says something random, say “Last year at the pool with dad?” Put a question mark at the end.
“I passed my geometry test with a 94.”
“Oh. Reminds me of when I got my pet hamster.”

Last year at the pool with dad?”
Last year, at the pool with dad is just for comedic effect
by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024
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Yester-last-year

A year and a day ago.
You promised me yester-last-year that you'd be be here within a year. It's too late now.
by Renfran April 24, 2017
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Adi's Last Shot

The last shot of alcohol that is biologically feasible
I passed out right after I had Adi's Last Shot last night.
by jpm_crew October 26, 2017
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A Last Night Name

An alias for when you get down and dirty and need to keep your identity a secret.
I didn't want that girl to look me up on Facebook the next day and try to friend me- so I used a Last Night Name
by Iguana Mama July 29, 2018
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