Alternative to "kick ass!", but said with a strange accent where "ass" is replaces with "ash". Meant to be used as a replacement to "awesome" or "fun". Also used when the user doesn't want to sound like they're saying "ass".
by DBerk April 21, 2010
by Hulu and kick it August 25, 2015
similar in nature to a roundhouse kick. Only performed by a person with no martial arts training and not much of a vertical jump. Typically used by bar patrons on inadimate objects on the walk home.
by EL CIGAR January 28, 2009
The penalty kick- a situation in soccer when the ball is placed on the penalty spot for a free kick at goal as a result of some bullshit a defender pulled in the penalty area. The only player allowed to defend the kick is the goalkeeper and it is their responsibility to bail out their team with a save but the goalkeeper is given a very small chance in succeeding. If the goalkeeper succeeds in saving the penalty kick they are usually dubbed a "hero" by their team. If they are scored on (which is typically the case) the goalkeeper should yell at their defender to let them know that their ass should be on the line next time they decide to pull said bullshit. On the other end if the penalty taker misses the shot then they shall be called a national disgrace, never to take a penalty again, and should probably choose a different career path than professional soccer.
1. Our goalkeeper made a sick save on a penalty kick today man. He is my hero.
2. Gk) Dude I hate my defence man.
Person) why?
Gk) cause they keep pulling bullshit plays in my penalty area and expecting me to bail their dumbasses out on the penalty kick that they conceded.
3. Person 1) Did you see Simone Zaza's penalty kick in the 2016 euro cup. He missed by a mile from 12 yards.
Person 2) jeez what a national disgrace to the Italian nation. He should pick a different career.
2. Gk) Dude I hate my defence man.
Person) why?
Gk) cause they keep pulling bullshit plays in my penalty area and expecting me to bail their dumbasses out on the penalty kick that they conceded.
3. Person 1) Did you see Simone Zaza's penalty kick in the 2016 euro cup. He missed by a mile from 12 yards.
Person 2) jeez what a national disgrace to the Italian nation. He should pick a different career.
by theklutzykeeper December 16, 2017
Girl 1-Men can be brought to their knees by a simple kick in the manhood!
Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.
Girl 2-It's not so simple, you have to kick them under the dick, in the balls. It's the balls that hurt.
by Nobli November 19, 2022
GTA V is Kicking Shins.
by Gary Market January 14, 2014
by flufftheangst May 07, 2019