Jason Cunningham

Dirty Jew who looks for any penny he can find.

Jason Cunningham found a penny. So he dove into the water to get it.

by Lololpolicesuckdonuts May 6, 2014

Jason

gay for guys named nate

nate and jason date

by ssexyboiiiiii February 9, 2020

Jason

Jason is a nice guy, he usually does not like to fight. He can be smart, but kind of lazy and weird sometimes. Nicknames for Jason can be Jace,Jayce,Jay,or JJ.

Justin: Hey! I heard we got a new kid today!
Liam: I know, I hope they won’t be mean.
Jason: Hello everyone! My name is Jason, and I would like to make some new friends today!

by Trinity:) December 3, 2019

Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”

God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!

by Smelly Coworker January 27, 2023

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 11, 2023

Jason

a man with a fucking phatty cock, really smart, and an amazing person. Any girl would be very lucky to date such a unit of a human being

Oh my word, Jason has such a phat cock, he's also really smart. I'm honestly sooo lucky to have him as a boyfriend

by sno0ze November 22, 2020

Jason Eyster

Probably the most fruitiest man you will ever meet. legend has it that he has taken the most .. you know what.. up the you know what. he will try to take your boyfriend so watch out girls.

Alex: why are you acting so jason eyster
Lui: what’s that mean?
Alex: you’re acting fruity

by Greg Hamilton September 7, 2020