jason guttridge

Drag artist. Class A poofter. fucking faggyboy. Wannabe stoner. Pathetic penis length and girth. Not to mention, has a muslim fetish

"Woah look at that homosexual over there! That's a Jason Guttridge if i ever saw one"

by Nipple Monster June 20, 2014

jason'ing

Verb; to cancel plans consistantly via text by giving a somewhat reasonable excuse while still trying to maintain the "good guy" title.

Girl, he's Jason'ing you! He screwed you over three times because of a meeting at 730pm on a saturday. Cut him off and move on!

You're getting jasoned.

by Snugglesorous January 29, 2017

Jason

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

True Story.

John: Hey Jason!
Jason: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Techxual December 28, 2017

Jason

Unreliable. Cares about nothing but himself. He is so disorganized everyone hates him. He cares about you though and he loves you.

Jason is so disorganized!!

by Kenzie34 May 28, 2018

Jason

A Jason is a total bookworm . He is overweight and has nothing to do except to read his long ass books. He loves books so much, he will eat the shit out of them!

Mary: Is that Jason over there?
Scott : Fuck, it is!
Mary: hide before he eats you and your books!

by Minecraft Master June 3, 2018

jason

jason’s the kinda guy who likes to flex on ft. he’s got a twin who is 2 minutes older than him (which means 2 minutes better). he wants A NOTHER GEKO.

hi my name is jason

by pikapikafemaledog July 25, 2018

Jason

He sucks dick at fortnite

Jason sucks and uses a controller when playing fortnite

by Jillian jay October 30, 2018