Italian Haircut

When you cum on your hand and smear it through someone's hair causing a slicked back greasy italian style haircut.

Last night when me and bae were going at it, I felt pretty naughty and decided to give her an Italian haircut.

by sccameron91 July 20, 2014

italians

Italians have the 7th highest GDP in the world and the 4th highest in Europe, almost exactly the same as the UK. The average Italian has an IQ of 102, the highest in Europe, tied with Germany, Austria and the Netherlands, making it higher than the UK, France, Sweden, China, THE USA, etc. Most Italian-Americans come from Sicily. Most Italians DO NOT consider Sicilians Italian. Sicilians are Italians heavily mixed with Arabs. Sicily was also once a prison island similar to Alcatraz and when Italy stopped financing them the prisoners were released and built communities there. When you ask people from Northern/Central Italy if Sicilians are Italian they will definitely say no. However Sicilians mistakenly call themselves Italians so that they can sound higher up the social scale, which is bad for real Italians as all modern day stereotypes stem from Sicilians. Historically, almost every mobster has come from Sicily as organized crime was common there. Al Capone, the Gotti's, the Jersey Shore etc. are all Sicilian. Northern/Central Italians are the same skin color as Germans but have darker hair and are usually hairier, like the French. Milan (Northern Italy) is one of the most powerful and wealthiest cities in the world and is the fashion capital of the world along with NYC. If you ever go to Northern Italy you will also notice that many of them are very nice/accepting and soft spoken.

American: You have family in the mafia?

Sicilian: Oh yea, you know us Italians.

Italian: Where in Italy are you from?

Sicilian: Sicily.

Italian: EXACTLY.

by mrh310 May 11, 2010

Italian Breakup

A breakup like the ones from Jersey Shore; they don't mean anything. Either the couple is destined to get back together and experience the same problems, or they become friends with benefits.

Girl 1: Daisy broke up with Johnny and kissed him right after!
Boy 1: Daisy is fond of Italian breakups...

by CaptainWhoregan July 3, 2012

italian promise

A promise that you intend not to keep

"Hey you said you would!" "it was an Italian promise"

by Paul Conley March 31, 2015

italian beret

When a grown Italian man teabags the back of a child's head at a middle school baseball game. Always initiated from the seat directly behind, left leg propped up on the back of the child's chair. For a propped right leg see Italian Sombrero.

Hey, Delia, did you see that sweet Italian Sombrero at the game last night? Dude, that was me and it was totally an Italian Beret .

by FetusFracas November 15, 2015

italian swingset

This is a kinky sex position in which one partner handcuffs the other partner's feet together, hangs him/her from a ceiling fan, turns it on and proceeds to 69 them while the fan is moving.

Hey Evelin want to come over and make an Italian Swingset tonight?

by Scarriaza September 7, 2016

italian wedding chandelier

a woman lays on her back with her legs up, the man then pees in her butt hole

Emm aand Adam did a little of the ol' italian wedding chandelier

by Ken Boner October 13, 2016