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Counter Stink

The act of masking another person's fart or offensive odor with a fart or offensive smell of your own.

There comes a time in every person's life when you are trapped somewhere with a foul smell. The single defense you have to offer is your own ass. And that is what will save your life.
My husband let a huge fart in the car and I, in turn, let a counter stink to save my own life.

I counter stink when ever I have a gassy dance partner.

My friends armpits smell like sour cream and chives, so I often run three miles then wipe my armpits off with his head, as an alternative counter stink method.

Sometimes I hold in my farts just in case I need a back up counter stink.
by Cheen Kween February 25, 2011
mugGet the Counter Stinkmug.

stink knees

A condition one suffers for being on the receiving end in a glory hole with a very dirty floor.
Hopefully you were compensated well for your services at the hole last night so you can correct your stink knees.
by rkellystayswarm December 17, 2013
mugGet the stink kneesmug.

Stink Check

When your Lover lets you go down on her and you do a "Stink Check" which is you sticking you fingers in their ass then proceding to twirl around ending it by pullin them out then sniffing and though is a stink check
by Justin I wish November 3, 2016
mugGet the Stink Checkmug.

Amy stinks

A word used by Fenian Baptists and Protestant Catholics
"Amy stinks"
"K"
by GRisProtestant February 26, 2022
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Stink ghost

When someone has such powerful body odor, that you can smell where they have been, after they have left.
Man I wish keelontay would shower, every where he goes he leave a stink ghost.
by E-money stink ghost January 24, 2019
mugGet the Stink ghostmug.

Stink satchel

She managed to squeeze four snits out of her stink satchel before the age of 21.
by Moira Faulds January 29, 2020
mugGet the Stink satchelmug.

Stink bowl

When you spray liquid feces into the rectum of your significant other with a cone/funnel during intercourse
My girl was acting up last night so gave her a good old fashioned stink bowl to put her in her place
by Qwueiejf December 9, 2019
mugGet the Stink bowlmug.

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