Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex
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Kermit's Tea Shop

A small online community filled with only good vibes, good music, and good people. Primary platforms are Spoon and Discord. Most members have a "tea" in front of their name in a small font.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Kermit's Tea Shop?
Person 2: Yeah, it do be a vibe!
by sheleredp627 July 04, 2020
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Shopping Cart Grill

A common tradition from the UK where you place a shopping cart on a fire and use it as a grill to cook food on
Lad 1: "Hey fella, we found a tesco shopping cart and we're having a shopping cart grill in the woods, you coming?"

Lad 2: "Sounds good, i'll bring my nans stew."
by SweetBBQRibs December 14, 2021
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barber shop quartet

A four man version of a trim. In this case, participants are arranged in a square formation. Brings a whole new meaning to going to the barbers for a trim.
We were off for a trim, but Luke came along and stuck his tongue out, and we couldn't resist a barber shop quartet.
by StrangleWheeeyyy December 20, 2011
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pawn shop tickets

"Hey baby, can I get some pawn shop tickets?"
"He was getting some pawn shop tickets from that skank".
by Alia P-S April 19, 2007
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tuck shop slut

A filthy whore that administers blowjobs to individuals while purchasing products at the tuck shop for the purpose of payment in semen.
While purchasing my TI-85 and .07mm lead for my mechanical pencil, Amanda, the local tuck shop slut, performed her duties until I cashed my semenal paycheck in her cheeks.
by urban sam April 28, 2007
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Take you to the shops

As a code for saying 'cum' the slightly more polite phrase 'taken to the shops' can be used. Derived from saying i'd like to *PAUSE* to the shops with you to avoid using the word in the first place.
'Hey Cheryl Cole, I'd like to take you to the shops',
Cheryl- 'I've been waiting all my life for this'
This wouldn't actually be true, but hey, everyone can hope...
by biebs99 April 25, 2011
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