pork jam

1) What cannibal's turn their victims into to tide them over for the winter.

2) A more tasteful way to say "Sticky white love piss"
1) Pass the pork jam, Eric, this toast is drier than a dead dingo's donger

2) You're never going to get that pork jam out of your hair
by pj_blaze August 26, 2003
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Bologna and Jam

A term for Intercourse. Bologna referring to the penis and jam referring to the action of forcefully putting "it" in. Simply, a man "jamming" his penis into a woman's vagina.
Obama: Hey Hillary...you want some bologna and jam?

Hillary: Of course....I am the secretary of state for a reason.

Obama: Right On Hillary!
by RetroJunkie November 19, 2010
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C-Jam

Drug slang for cocaine...US 1920s to present
That guy was all tooted up on C-Jam!
by anon October 27, 2004
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slam jam

The act of having the most violent, outrageous, and deafening intercourse of any kind, providing the thrusting has the capability of serious injury if used incorrectly.
Yo biatch, its 2 clock, get yo tank azz in here and get yo slam jam

think that hurt? wait till i slam jam your ass
by snuffleluffagous May 05, 2005
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Jammed Up

1. Not being able to make a competent play because of either an inability to make a timely decision on how to strike or another player causing mental interference.

2. In ping pong, when a defensive player cannot decide whether to use a forehand or backhand resulting in an awkward combination of unathletic moves.

3. In volleyball, not being able to choose between setting or bumping most likely resulting in being hit in the chest/face. Hitting between two players causing both to assume the other will hit is also considered proper usage.
Player 1: Don't get jammed up son!
*player 1 serves to player 2's hip*
*player 2 is unable to return ball*
Chris Dobson: Awwwww. I'm all jammed up!
by rck352 May 25, 2010
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log jam

When having anal sex and the dick gets stuck in the ass.
Rob was giving me anal and got a total log jam... it sucked:(
by Luke mafuckin B March 22, 2008
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Boner Jam

The pornographic version of Space Jam starring Jugs Bunny Poke-her pig, muff dive the martian and special appearance by Ron Jeremy as Michael Jordan
"Everybody get up it's time to slam now
We got a real boner jam goin' down
Welcome to the boner Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance, its the boner jam.
Come on and jam, your boner in the wall,
Come on and bring your boners cause its the boner jam, ALRIGHT"
by cheeeeeeeeeeeeeea November 29, 2009
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