Dutch Chocolateshake

similar to a dutch milkshake, when you are having anal sex with 2 women and you blow a load in ones asshole, she then farts in into a cup, while the other girl grabs two straws for them to suck it up with then blow then your load back into each others assholes. (Caution: MAY CONTAIN CHUNKS!!!)

dude i was fucking some chick in the ass when she asked if i wanted her and her friend to perform a dutch chocolateshake, i asked what it was.... she then demonstrated... i blew my load again!!

by Nesbittster September 27, 2010

Dutch Shower

The overwhelming gust of warm stink that rushes up your nose after farting in the shower.

"Fart In The Shower" - Woah!! If only Jeremy Could Smell This Dutch Shower!

by BrownBoy27 August 05, 2011

dutch onion

to breathe in someone's face after eating food containing raw onions

Mmmm. That salsa was delicious.

OMG! You just dutch onioned me!

by Brays Bayme January 15, 2011

double dutch

putting two fingers into the rectum. term is derived from the little dutch boy who put his finger in the dike. can be quickly turned into a dirty sanchez.

"boy, renee really like it when i do the double dutch to her."

by cleevus September 12, 2003

dutch oven

A slang term used for inviting your entire family (wife and children included) into a sleeping bag where the family dog awaits after eating 14 tacos. The sleeping bag is sealed up, not unlike a sarcophagus while the muffled screams die out.

The family perished in a dutch oven.

by kremlin kostener September 19, 2006

Dutch Crunch

While taking part in anal sex one individual must first acquire poopy dick. Once this has been accomplished the feces must be allowed to dry thoroughly on the aforementioned penis. After drying has occurred, the individual whom was the recipient of the anal sex then proceeds to suck the dried poopy dick until all of their crusted feces has been ingested, and preferably until penile ejaculation has transpired.

"I am not the least bit surprised that Josh finally pounded Joe's balloon knot, but I can't believe that Joe went for the Dutch Crunch."

by Charlie M. Jr. November 10, 2008

Dutch Kiss

A kiss given after oral sex, from one partner to the other, where which, the male ejaculate is swapped from mouth to mouth. Often preformed without the male partners concent when he forgets to give a curtecy tap

-Lucy gave me a Dutch Kiss the other night.. it was gross!
-Eww dude! you let her?
-No man, i forgot to tell her before I finished..
-Oh, well then you deserved it..

by Nikolie-olie February 09, 2008