Nah, I'm good.

The equivalent of "absolutely not." Can also be taken as "if you ask me again, I have permission to punch you in the cocksucker." If someone tells you "Nah, I'm good," there's no possibility of them being persuaded otherwise.

Friend 1 - "Hey dude, wanna go get a drink with me?"

Friend 2 - "Nah, I'm good."

Friend 1 - "Fair enough!"

by jonnadanielle November 14, 2010

I'm not being racist, but

1) An disclaimer that allows the speaker to say whatever they like regardless of how racist it actually is.

2) What a racist may say before they lazily chuck around inherently racist sweeping generalisations but don't want to appear to be racist.

John: I'm not being racist, but I fucking hate black people.

John: I'm not being racist, but all white people are drug-addicts.

by Jiddlebag February 21, 2011

I'm Fucked Up

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

I'm not gay seat

The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.

One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.

by onlyonepersoneachnamethat'sdum January 9, 2011

is it because i'm black?

When expelled from an area for bad behaviour, this phrase is said by Ali G fans who wish to mock those who play the race card. Note: this is to be used for comical effect by white people.

Speaker:"The MP for Staines is to be removed from the house"


Ali G:"Is it coz i iz black?"


--probably misqouted from ali g indahouse

by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004

I'm Not Finna Fake

1 . When you're In a Altercation with someone and you want to Warn someone To let them know you have No Chill and you're about to Go all out Savage whether there is a Camera Present or Not you keep your Shit Real "I'm Not Finna Fake"

2. When you're about to party and get lit and turnt AF with your bros or Ya girls and you want to get hype and do some dumb shit and you wanna keep it 1hunnid As possible,

YOU SHOUT " I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKER WOODS " BEFORE OR AFTER. You perform a Act of SAVAGERYand Take a big Sip of Hard Liquor outta the bottle

EXAMPLE # 1

GUYS ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT

Guy 1 : "So what you saying nigga?"
Guy 2: "So what you saying is You need to get the Fuck out of my Business Nigga, That's what you need to Do ! Cause I'm getting tired of you Tellin what the fuck I'm doin Everytime I'm doing Something, CAUSE I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKERWOODS" ( then guy 2 proceeds to Throw a Punch at guy 1)

Example #2

"Yo bro imma get LitAf tonight I'm gonna do some dumb shit after Boy cause I'm Not finna Fakefor these Peckerwoods" ( Proceeds to Take Sips outta The Hennessy or Ciroc bottle)

by BIGZONGO21 September 27, 2017

I'm gonna vomit

When you are just so disturbed or repulsed by something that words fail to describe even the smallest bit of what you are feeling.

"Does she REALLY think she looks good in that skanky outfit?"
"Guess so dude, people are crazy."
"I'm gonna vomit if she comes over here."

by SQuiet March 17, 2020