hit the sack

1. Go to sleep.
2. Masturbate (a penis).
3. Smoke cannabis.

1. I am tired, I have to hit the sack soon.

2. - What took you so long?
- I had to hit the sack real quick.
- What?
- You know, I had to beat the meat.

3. - Bro, are you trying to hit the sack?
- What do you mean?
- Are you trying to blow some smoke?
- Hell yeah, my man!

by mr4ffe August 11, 2016

hit it off

To become close friends,very quickly.

I couldn't hit it off.I was a horrible friend.I didn't had any knowledge about friendship.

by Toa Pohatu April 5, 2017

hit wife

hit wife happens when you hit ur wife and wife gets the yes
when the wife is sus :flushed: :flushed: :flushed:

person 1: GUYS , I HIT MY WIFE AND THE BRUISE LOOKS LIKE AMONG US CREWMATE
person 2: Why would you hit your wife
hit wife hhhh

by r3trosn3k February 13, 2022

screen hit

When the last hit of pot in a bowl turns the screen cherry red.

Dennis: I just got a huge screen hit. Joe: Enjoy the ride brother.

by JoeyBomm July 1, 2020

Schlong hit

When your load hits her in the face.

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

by jcazzy May 30, 2009

Ass-hit

When one hooker hits the crack pipe and blows it in your asshole. Then the next hooker sucks that crack hit out of your asshole

Dude, I paid two hookers to ass-hit. We were all high AF

by Rotten_666 June 25, 2017

hit the bullseye

When you think someone is gay and then your suspicions get confirmed

I saw this girl and my gaydar pinged. Then i started speaking to her and said she had a girlfriend, I hit the bullseye

by Too cool and too gay July 7, 2018