different hats

A tired metaphor for the different tasks a single person in a particular occupation is responsible for performing, primarily employed by stupid, annoying, pretentious people. Avoid these people if you can.

Annoying guy: In my particular line of work, I find that I must put on many different hats. I make copies, staple papers, and eat potato chips.

by Bourbon Diction Andy October 15, 2009

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white hat

A security analyst or 'good guy hacker'. Uses various hacking methods to evaluate security systems.

The white hat performed a full port scan and analysis for our company.

by Addict September 10, 2003

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hard hat

another way of saying you have a "hard on".

I have a huge life size poster of him all greasy and shiny with a "hard hat" on.

by vonnie lonnie September 15, 2009

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Ass-hat

Ass-hat.

Derogatory term used when someone is being an ass only in the short term and is normally an ok person.

Oh for fuck's sake dave, your being an ass-hat

by bigdave99 January 16, 2011

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P Hat

P-Hat Or Party Hat is a very Rare Discontinued Runescape Item that is worth Hundreds of Millions of Coins

Noob1 - wow that guy has a P Hat .. he must be rich.
Noob2 - Dude, P Hats are a sure sign that guys never been laid...

by ZMAF May 26, 2011

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Cow-Hat

A Sexual Move requiring the use of a Pocketed shirt and a lactating woman. The Man will defecate on the woman's head and sit atop her using his erection to form a cowboy hat or in this case a "Cow-hat." The woman will squirt breast milk into the air trying to catch it in the pocketed shirt. While these may seem as a sexual race it should turn on the familiar guests to scat and other bodiliy fluid porography.

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by Brit Caquad February 15, 2009

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