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Family Guy

an irritating show that could not be more simple and unfunny. the fans are loud and stupid, and the creators are no different.

family guy makes fun of every group of people, denies the equality of all humans, and doesn't care who they offend -- from an average african american kid to muslim terrorists.

plus they steal jokes from pop culture and take credit for it, even though none of their jokes are funny.
it's just bad joke after bad joke with family guy.
by david yik September 26, 2009
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Very formulaic and repetative mainstream animated comedy. Other than a few jokes that could be cast-offs from the NEWER series of The Simpsons, half the humour starts with words such as "remember the time when..." which lead into some "humorous" random flashback sequence, the other half being visual references to pop culture past and present that you can see coming from a mile off... Loses it's freshness well within the 3 episode mark.

Also manages to spawn annoying catch phrases that trendies and wannabe liberal hipsters like to repeat.

The fans are usually irritating too.
Kid 1: family guy iz so awesum!1
Kid 2: No, go and watch some Blackadder, Red Dwarf, or if you realy need animated comedy, South Park. At least they don't resort to 1937284562 "remember the time when..." jokes
by PsychoFox December 16, 2007
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Guy Lie

A special moment in time when all the guys in a room/area simultaneously create a lie on the spot to cover up something they were all just doing. It usually happens when telling the truth would get them in trouble, and each guy takes a turn telling the lie when the last runs out of ideas. If the same lie was told by one guy, it would not usually be plausible. It's the multiple accounts that makes it magical.

Can be applied to when caught watching porn, peeping on someone, circle jerking, etc.
John: Dude, me and a bunch of friends almost got caught last night by James' girlfriend.

Jake: Oh, shit, what happened?

John: Don't worry, me and everyone else made a guy lie on the spot. It was beautiful.
by NeonFlame126 May 24, 2009
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Guy manicure

A guy's manicure. Involves cleaning out fingernails out using a switchblade or pocketknife. Not for most women. Women who can do a guy manicure usually score higher with men on a coolness-factor. All guy manicures are self-performed. Never, ever, ask for a guy manicure from someone else.
-FB chat-
Girl 1:Whatcha doing?
Guy 1:Giving myself a manicure.
Girl 1:Cool, what do you use?
Guy 1:My switchblade. It's a guy manicure.
by Scizor May 16, 2012
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guy candy

A physically, visually attractive man. Male-specific version of "eye candy."
She freely admits it's a poorly written show, and that she only watches it for the guy candy.
by babywhatwhat August 28, 2013
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guy_with_a_stick

Male who resides in Grayslake, Illinois that has a penis as long as a roller coaster
Cameron is a Guy_With_A_Stick
by RollingCoasting November 13, 2016
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Duck Guy

Some duck from the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series that constantly has the worst things happen to him.

He has a bowling ball fetish...

He also has a penis named Morgan...
Person 1: You remember in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5, when the Duck Guy got-
Person 2: I'd rather not..
by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019
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