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Goons

a person who can be used for personal benefit
Kathy: I need help with my math WebWorK... Better call one of my goons!"
by porkchops102 February 13, 2014
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Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023
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Goon

A goon is a sly gang member not gangbanger who is sly goons put in theharder work and dont get popped
Goons are usually extremely mid to high rank and are hard to hit back

Goon is a type of gangmember like a perp or thug
Goons are sly and goony that is why they all act like a certain way and are easy to spot through actin

A goony example of a goon is the Ganggreen gang from PowerPuff girls

Each member is like a goon because each goon has their own look like their soul
"Goon you pop them kids yet?"
by Tiggrismymoniker October 30, 2020
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Blackout Gooning

Its the practice of gooning until you pass out or lose consciousness. It is also a extremely time craving practice, it can be from one up to four hours of intense gooning. During the process you will probably come atleast three times depending on your stamina. Blackout Gooning is NOT recommended to unexperienced or experienced gooners,even some experienced gooners may find the process challenging.

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I was Blackout Gooning and then i passed out for 5 minutes.
by Frolfgran August 22, 2025
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Gooning

Someone who masturbate, girl or boy, to someone picture/video.
Boy : Who you let me gooning your instagram profil?

Girl : Yes
by Woowooy November 6, 2025
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Gooning

Gooning is when you edge for more than 5 hours.
: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours

: Yeah, hes gooning.
by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023
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The Ghost of the Goon

Also known as The Ultimate Gooner, he haunts the streets of Goonville and preys upon the gooners of the world. If you goon too hard, he will come for you, and cum for you.
Guy 1: I gooned too hard last night.
Guy 2: How hard did you goon?
Guy 1: The Ghost of the Goon got me.
Guy 2: Oh gee willikers! Not The Ghost of the Goon! Did he finish you off?
Guy 1: …
by User 973846920591 May 1, 2025
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