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Moon Gooning

A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
You tryna cum with the boys tonight and try moon gooning?
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
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by Ohio_Bloodclart February 26, 2025
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Gooning

watching a GunnarTVLive stream on Twitch
person 1: hey what are you doing tonight?

person 2: i'm gooning tonight
by woodziee February 8, 2024
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Goon Bud

a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.
I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!

I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.
by kcekjm1997 December 16, 2023
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Goon

A racist: Look at that absolute GOON over there

The goon in question: nigga what?
by Thatsuperkewldude June 6, 2023
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French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
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Goon

A "Goon" is a crazy ass motorcycle rider who just wants to have fun and ride and is probably adrenaline junky and hits huge ass jumps.
" Bro did you just see him hit that tripple? That dudes a fucking Goon."
by YZ_Kid. February 25, 2018
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