green apple bandits 

An alternative phrase used to describe a particularly unforgiving case of diarrhea

Unfortunate Victim:
"Hey man, you got a bathroom? I got the green apple bandits and I can't hold em' back much longer."

Intelligent and Deceptive Toilet Owner:
"...No"

green apple bandits by Virtuoso Dave February 4, 2007

green bananer 

A green bananer refers to Exhibit A : a male or female who fails to get action. Hence, the banana (Exhibit B) being pursued is unpeeled by the eater (Exhibit A) and thus the banana (B) is too ripe.

"Justin is a true green bananer, that kid hasn't been laid in a year!"

"Watch out Izzy, that guy's a green bananer. He won't last long...."

green bananer by JUKAIZZY October 27, 2007

Green-O-Ween

The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!

Better get your flare ready for Green-O-Ween!

Green-O-Ween by wallytour March 18, 2008

Green Chile Chode 

n - A dick that's been exposed to hot green chile. Exposure may be linked to but not necessarily, hand-jobs, blow jobs immediately after eating, anal 3-12 hours after eating, etc.

After drinking all night at Albuquerque Billy's Longbar, you decide to rub up against the chubby girl in the Taco Cabana line. She smiles and invites you to her table. Back at her place, you whisper..."ever done anal?" She smiles again and grabs your junk. After stroking her pooper for a few, your dick is on fire. You scream; she apologizes. "Is your dick on fire?" "Yes!" "I ate a double meat, double cheese, and double green chile Lotaburger for dinner. I gave you green chile chode."

Green Chile Chode by vandyu97 January 10, 2010

Green Leaf 

The state of depression that arises from having stagefright during first time having sex. Results in limp dick with an inability to pleasure either partner.

Dude, did you get laid last night?!
Nah, i had Green Leaf...

Green Leaf by Yeti-98 May 15, 2014

Green heart 

When you are with a group of people that make you feel loved

When Jessica was with the guys she experienced heavy green heart

Green heart by clapemcheeks February 25, 2019

Green Jacket 

The most coveted prize in all of golf, and the bedroom. The Green Jacket is awarded to those who have “destroyed all holes on the course” so to speak. Unless your name is Tiger Fucking Woods the only way you’ll be getting a Green Jacket is by drilling and filling all three predominant sexual orifices on the same woman. When you’ve drilled all of a woman’s holes your buddies are legally required to award you with a Green Jacket which is to be signed and passed down among you until you’ve all worn the jacket

Well boys I never thought I’d see the day we gave Cameron his Green Jacket. Brooke finally let him plow the most illusive hole, her asshole. I’m so proud

Green Jacket by BillyBobStankFoot April 23, 2019