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Fucktard

A name for people you are close with, because they are an idiot.
“I meant we make out, not watch movies you fucktard” Bakugo screamed at Kirishima.
by SilverHunts November 7, 2019
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fucktard

The type of person that sends you chain email concerning new years a month or several months into the year.
"Dude, this guy just sent me a new years chain email...and it's February. What a fucktard!"
by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010
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fucktarditis

noun: This disease is caught at some random point in life while in the presence of another carrier/host's fucktardedness. It lays dormant until the carrier/host behaves in the most supremely idiotic way that fucktarditis activates to then completely envelope the host.

CAUTION: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS. Symptoms: "Karen"/"Ken, unbelievably extreme narcissism, traits are random and weird af. There will be no mistaking fucktarditis when you see it, now that you have accurate information.

At this time there is NO CURE for fucktarditis.

fucktard (noun):
1)More than your above-average idiot.;
2)Someone who takes regular run of the mill insanity to Magma Cum Laude levels.;
3) Self inflicted retardation.
*(1) Casey caught fucktarditis when he kissed a girl on a dare. They are currently invading people's personal space, spreading fucktarditis at an unbelievably rapid rate.

8(2) Watch out!! The fucktards are coming. Hide EVERYTHING!
by *gypsy*soul* August 3, 2022
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fucktard

Simon Winter is such a fucktard.
by Vg2014 June 19, 2016
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Sir Fucktard

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.
1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.
by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017
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Fucktard

Mean when one is being annoying to others after being asked to stop
Aaron Wright was being a fucktard when asked to stop acting an doing stupidly things to annoy his fiancée
by Camoqueen88 January 21, 2019
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Fucktard

Term of endearment even though they might be stupid but said with a smile on their face
by Mk2girl June 1, 2023
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