Fried Watermelon

Why god did you have to fry a watermelon.

They don't serve fried watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.

by DioStone August 27, 2020

five pebbles boi

boi
in
a
space
ship
that
spawns
RAIN
daily
it
is
full
of
neon
flies
and
daddy
long
legs
he
gives
the
power
of
UNDERSTANDING multiple LANGUAGES

five pebbles boi

by someone else thats not u March 2, 2021

Fricendo

A language you can use on other ppl made by me
Hi - eeh
Hello - ehyo
Friend - dirend
Mate - bey

Good - odo
Job - bo
Luck - friek
with - twi
My - ei
Me - eit
Your - eet
You -et
Yummy - uck
This - lat

Is - sie
Eat - tah
Food - drak
Switch - hitcs
The - teh
Was - sum
I - Li
No - oi
Yes - se
Means - sukam (with s) sukams :EX/ This mean to dance
So - ol
Yeah - hae
None - mae
Said - smey
Tiny - snes
Huge - mes
Island - lisd
Over - reo
Never - nelo
River - ervi
Get - egd
Out - ut
There - Sukka
A - auh
Sum - unm
Ugly - op
Sukamo - mean :EX/ you're so mean!
Geish - stupid
Jad - and
Omigei - retard
Not - ton
Gonna - anno
Lie - eil
You’re - et’re
Are - are
Ohco - idiot
Jo - an
Math - ham
Was - saws
Easy - sae
Point - top
One - eno
Two - owt/owtdy
Three - eathe/eathdy
Four - ruof/ruofdy
Five - vif/vifdy
Six - xis/xidy
Seven - neves/nevesdy
Eight - thige/thigedy
Nine - ein/eindy
Ten - nenit
Genre - erne
Page - peag
Text -Teap
Feature - afture/aftures
A - a
Bar - rab
Graph - harp
It - tir/tir’ie
Provide - seivor/seivors
Percentage - Eatnect/eatnectages
Of - fo
Comfort - tromocrot/tromocrotable
Big - liml
Small - llam
Divide - edivie
Multiply - platinum
Add - diad
Subtract - Trabus
Were - ernt
Ok - ok
Because - acriuze
Watch - hataw

Face - ceaf
Hate - tahe
Charles - selarch
Sumi - Imus
Charlie - Eliarch
Alan - Nala
Blanket - Tekbaln
Trigh - right
Cent - nect
Ass - Dika
Fuck - kuha
Dick - kica

How it can be used is..: This blanket is so comfortable, right? (English)
Lat tekbaln sie ol tromocrotable, trigh? (Fricendo aka my language)
please don't steal the original creator which is me (untitledworm)

by UntitledWorm April 25, 2022

Fiveieldy

The cross between a fivetan & a fieldy. Will most likely have a massive dong, massive balls and will impregnate just by winking at you.

Damn, that guy over there looks like a Fiveieldy He is sexy as fuck. Don't look into his eyes. He will put a bun in our oven!

by Standen1986 January 15, 2023

Southern Fried Conkers

This is more colourful name for sore/damaged testicles!

James - Why you holding your nuts?

John - Ive got Southern Fried Conkers!

James - Oooh what happened?

John - Sarah found out about me cheating and kicked me in them.

by JuiceBox23 May 14, 2009

bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.

obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.

by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009

Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.

n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five

by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010