The teenager is hipped on virtual living; he spends hours palying his favourite avatar in the virtual world.
by uttam maharjan March 20, 2010

This term is used when one is in dire need of becoming rich and will resort to cramming family and friends into one home to acquire money by splitting all the bills amongst each individual which in turn saves each person more money to buy the fancier things in life.
by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

I explore moderation through high contrast living. Last night I drank a bottle of jagermeister, so I must go for a run today!
by KweenKarima October 10, 2008

The condition of being stoned, drunk and coked up, the preferred state of the original cast of Saturday Night Live in the late '70s. Since you are also getting live on drugs, it is a pun.
Drunk: I got us some Hpnotiq and a handle of Stoli... we're gonna get drunk!
Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!
Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!
Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!
Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!
by Snowflake 2.0 August 1, 2012

This is a mental and social disorder where by an individual is deemed to be an unproductive member of society because s/he lacks the mental aptitude, social skills and general zest necessary to do so.
***Symptoms***
*extremely lazy
*complains excessively
*thinks s/he has a musical talent but is really tone deaf
*expects others to make meals for him
*expects HIS dishes to magically to wash themselves
*will attend school for a major that will not get him/her far in life (ex. such as drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult school is
*too lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt s/he has acquired
*when s/he is given a job, s/he is content to work for free
*typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene
*leaves pubic hair ALL over the bathroom
*unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine
*uses a complete roll of toilet paper every day
*usually dates fat psychotic bitches with emotional problems that he met online
*likes to complain how he's way too busy,yet he manages to spend 2 hours on the phone talking to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f
***Symptoms***
*extremely lazy
*complains excessively
*thinks s/he has a musical talent but is really tone deaf
*expects others to make meals for him
*expects HIS dishes to magically to wash themselves
*will attend school for a major that will not get him/her far in life (ex. such as drama), yet will complain how expensive and difficult school is
*too lazy to seek out employment but will complain how much debt s/he has acquired
*when s/he is given a job, s/he is content to work for free
*typically lives in filth, and has horrible personal hygiene
*leaves pubic hair ALL over the bathroom
*unable to urinate w/o covering the toilet seat with urine
*uses a complete roll of toilet paper every day
*usually dates fat psychotic bitches with emotional problems that he met online
*likes to complain how he's way too busy,yet he manages to spend 2 hours on the phone talking to his fat psychotic bitch of g/f
Example 1)When someone does something completely retarded.
Lily: Did you see what Alberto just did?
Kevin: No. What?
Lily: He was stirring his pasta with a butcher knife! What a fucking tool.
Kevin: Lily, that's not very nice, you know he suffers from Too Stupid To Live (TSTL)
Lily: Opps, my bad.
Lily: Did you see what Alberto just did?
Kevin: No. What?
Lily: He was stirring his pasta with a butcher knife! What a fucking tool.
Kevin: Lily, that's not very nice, you know he suffers from Too Stupid To Live (TSTL)
Lily: Opps, my bad.
by Lily-Ghost-Buster December 9, 2008

I went to an awesome concert last night, but today I have live music hangover. My head is killing me! it's like I drank all night!
by kandiisdandy July 24, 2011

A show that was funny in it's first 10 years, but has sucked since 1995. Only dedicated fans still watch it and it is currently residing in the dumpster of TV. While it used to showcase brilliant talent and comedians, it now produces one-joke lameasses like Will Ferell and Jimmy Fallon.
John the Dumbass: Did you watch Saturday Night Live last week?
Peter: No, who still watches that shit?
John the Dumbass: Omfg i do!1111111 Watching Tina Fey and Amy Poehler crack the same unfunny joke about President Bush they've been telling for the past 4 years sure is hilarious!!!!!11!!! And a music video about monkeys taking a crap on lettuce is just so smart and funny!!!!!11
Peter: No, who still watches that shit?
John the Dumbass: Omfg i do!1111111 Watching Tina Fey and Amy Poehler crack the same unfunny joke about President Bush they've been telling for the past 4 years sure is hilarious!!!!!11!!! And a music video about monkeys taking a crap on lettuce is just so smart and funny!!!!!11
by Jonna Terlockey November 9, 2006
