feed the jim

The command used by a third party member of a two person conversation which is directed towards one of the conversationalists in the case that the conversation has reached a point where there is nothing to say. This lets said conversationalist know that it is time to say, "jimfeed" and walk away.

Albert: What's up?

Shiva: Nothing much.

Albert: Wanna hear a funny joke?

Shiva: No.

Cornelius: (whispers) feed the jim

Albert: Jimfeed

Shiva: What?

by skinnyfeed14 July 6, 2011

feed the wombat

1.) The act in which the which the wombat has been fed chocolate cake in which it prefers in which it is than satisfied.
2.) The act of cumming upon a womans face after feeding her your wang.
3.) anything you want it to be

place of origin: floral park ny 11001, kellenberg memorial high school ny

Did you feed the wombat yet..he prefers chocolate cake

Did you feed the wombat well last night.

by feed the wombatchocolate cake April 10, 2012

Feed the pigs

To have a large crap. Stems from the design of many rural Indian toilets which are located over pig sty's.

I'm off to feed the pigs!
That was a huge curry! The pigs will be happy!

by pig farmer November 19, 2007

feeding his chocobo

Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.

He was busy feeding his chocobo.

by John Perkins March 17, 2008

Feenveien

"Fairy Street". Almost every street in the town of Feen, in Norway, is called "Feenveien". Check Google Maps iff'n you don't believe it.

My address is 17 Feenveien. Go to the centre of Feen, then turn left at Feenveien, left at Feenvein, left at Feenveien and then right at Feenveien. We're 8th on the right.

by NaughtyJim October 29, 2010

Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!

Do you like feeding the unicorn?

by Fukn paul March 11, 2017

Feeding the Birds

A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.

“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds”

by MrOCD October 16, 2019