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Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front
by Fogwater January 6, 2024
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Cookie Farting

The unconsented drop of advertising cookies on a web user's browser by publishers/retailers prior to consenting, or despite not having consented, to 3rd party tracking cookies.
"how do these ad tech firms gather so much data on users while most people opt out of tracking nowadays?"
They're just cookie farting all over the your browser, placing cookies without your consent...
by parisianben79 December 6, 2023
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 20, 2024
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simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; it's often a type of scam.
It is immoral, exploitative pragmatism (psychopathic) - manipulating your empathy towards them for profit.

Similar to gold digging.
- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.
by veinsofgold April 21, 2024
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organic farming

Old Chinese slang term for spraying chemical at night
“I heard jim has taken up organic farming

“Yea I seen him out spraying pretty late coming home from the bar”
by Therealbeeftits May 19, 2024
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we fartin

Something you say when things are going well or if you're just pretending that's the case.
It is versatile and can also be used however your squanch tells you.
E.g. 1 - "Bro I can't believe you lost that £100,000 bet"

"Yeah it fucking sucks but we fartin"

E.g. 2 - "MY DRILLA how you doin?"

"we fartin, hbu?"
by armp1t May 22, 2024
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goat faking

When someone thinks that they're the shit when they're not. When in reality they're just goat faking.
Bro: "yo, I'm really the goat"

You: "Na, you're really goat faking rn :/ "
by wadeydube May 23, 2024
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