by bossman billy October 30, 2013
You rather mean Yumeko Jabami from kakegurui or Celestia Ludenberg from Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
by You don’t 2 know my name April 26, 2021
An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.
”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”
by LilNiggy November 24, 2013
After not participating in any type of sexual activity for months, you finally jerk off into a girl’s face with a geyser load so big and powerful it forces her eyeball back into her brain, rendering her socket empty and causing her to wear an eye patch for the rest of her life.
It had been so long since I blew a load when I finally did, I turned Shaquanda into a One Eyed Willy.
by Zorbathefreak June 15, 2024
A term used by 17th century Welsh nobility to humiliate obese English men in front of their wives. Wobbly eyes was in reference to the English lack of control of their eyeballs due to low brain function.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
On occasion, Welshmen would wobble their eyes about to trick English women into sleeping with them, much like spiders wiggle their front legs at large predators to fool them into giving the spider their candy.
Get that wobbly eyed idiot of an Englishman out of my pub and back into Satan's scrotum where he belongs!
by Wobblyeyedenglishmen July 28, 2023
by HomelessWizzard August 08, 2022
N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.
Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."
Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."
Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."
by Eizzil Rose June 05, 2011