eggs

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Hey man do you have any eggs for tonight? Those green cKs from last weekend, they were the best eggs I've had in years!

by bobo November 12, 2003

eggs

This is spanish slang for nuts. Huevos. Translates eggs, but slang like we use for nuts. Peanuts or lick my nuts.

I drop my sweaty eggs on your chin.

by JMD December 10, 2004

how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020

Eggshell

(v) Eggshelling is when one or more parties engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, eventually ejaculating onto the top of her head, then waiting for a period of time for it to harden (normally takes 4-5 healthy men about 3 hours to accomplish) After the time it takes to harden, the men take turns donkeypunching the eggshellee in the back of the head to crack the headwarmer they created.

(Also Commonly known as the Cum-Helmet, Skeet-Hat, and Dapper Dan's Skull Cap of Fun)

Jamie Eggshelled me last night and now my hair is filled with sperm and i have really bad bruises on the back of my head.

I DARE you to eggshell that chickenhead, make her smazz or you haven't done it right, ya hear?

by Televangilist #247 August 30, 2006

eggs cracked

When a girl gets fucked

Girl you're going to get your eggs cracked tonight

by Macy321 December 9, 2017

Hypocrite Eggs

When "Roomate A" severely criticizes and makes fun of "Roomate B" for making eggs for dinner, claiming that eggs are only for breakfast. Then down the road Roomate A make eggs for dinner as if its the norm.

All Rich could do was sit and shake his head as Sean stood in the kitchen making eggs for dinner. This is the same Sean (aka The man with no memory or Blindzo) who no less than a week ago criticized Rich for making eggs for dinner. Hope you enjoyed those hypocrite eggs Sean!

by Rifle May 20, 2008

eggs

equivilent to "not it" when someone asks "whos going to to be the designated driver tonight?" everyone calls out eggs, and the last person to do so gets stuck with the dirty task.

by hmmm August 26, 2003